hey, why not? It’s not really a “rant” per se anyway, just a comparison of Mac Software Update and Windows upate (click for bigger images)
Here is the list for windows update. A web site, blah blah blah

Heres how it looks when you install something.

So there you go, Windows Update. Personally I’ve seen alot better. Like this:

Mac Update looks so much better. And the chooser looks like that too